While I was admittedly skeptical that this toy would reach some mystical, not-yet-touched part of my clitoris, it also seemed too enticing not to give it a fair shot. Obviously, that's still great, but for someone feeling too blah about masturbation lately, maybe I needed something a little extra. Wise choice: it was the fastest orgasm I've ever had, while feeling as gratifying and forceful as one that built up for a long time. Still, as I left the toy on its lowest setting and threw several blankets over me to muffle the noise, I felt anything but sexy. On top of that, the Cruise readjusts its power whenever you move it, so the pulses don't weaken when you press it harder against your body. After only a few minutes, I experienced what I could only best describe as a 'sneaker' orgasm, one that hit me so quickly that it genuinely took me a second to realize I was, in fact, orgasming.