You'll be called poopy head and poopy pants. If you laugh and it's often hard not to or scold, you just give the poop talk more value. You will learn to anticipate the most dangerous risks and you might want to buy cushioned corners for the coffee table , but there will be a time when you're just a second too late and you land up driving to the ER. I am not sure when the phase ends. Editor's note: This story was first published in ; now that Jenna Bush Hager has had her first boy and third child , we think she and her husband Henry Hager could use this wisdom as their daughters Mila and Poppy get a baby brother! Is raising boys different than raising girls? Everything, essentially, goes together. Sign up for our newsletter here.