Then, wham, she pulls down her top and starts chanting, "Make me feel good! From Swedish nudes in Summer with Monika to the butter-based penetration of Last Tango in Paris to crazy irascible beach-side sessions in Betty Blue , nothing screams "art house" more than a smartly directed and gamely acted sex scene. Everyone who's ever done it knows this. Nobody puts that movie up to the standards that they're putting me up to. So it made the cutesy girl-on-girl action in Bound and Mulholland Drive seem dubious and cheap. The hideous rape of Monica Bellucci in Irreversible ? Blue is the Warmest Colour. The greatest sublimated sex scene in film history. For here, over seven long breathy, sweaty, brightly-lit minutes, we run the unapologetic gamut of licking, sucking, squeezing, fingering, rimming, ramming, slamming, and general slithery, grindy, intercrural mayhem.