Copy and paste the HTML below into your website:. I heard "No, you're doing it wrong" so much I still hear it in my dreams. When I failed miserably to get her anywhere near an orgasm she slapped me, pushed me off the bed to the floor, and then grabbed a flat head screwdriver and put it under my chin while she hissed at me. In fact, her being mostly devoid of emotion was the one thing I vividly recall about her. I remember the first time I tasted pussy quite clearly, mostly because it ended with me being threatened with a screwdriver. Usually it was a drinking glass, sometimes a beer bottle. It truly devastated her and was never brought up again.