It's August, and it's hot as hell - so I decide to go for a dip in the pool. Suiting up Changing with a hard-on isn't that big of a deal, but I couldn't have Pam seeing me like this so I decided to rub one out real quick. Here's a guide on how to plow your friend's mom in 7 simple steps. I take my shorts off and start doing the deed. At least I think it was lemonade It wasn't an innocent smile though - it was a smile you'd give someone who had just fucked in the closet 5 minutes prior and it was tearing me apart.