I will do better because now I know I can. I was the fool holding a full cup of coffee over my computer with a three-year-old sitting next to me. Anyway, thank you — I wanted to know that you reached someone today. The Mom Funk is evil though, and it zaps all the joy right out of your heart. I grew big and green like the Hulk. Mom Funk n : A dejected mood felt by mothers. You must commit to this process and be fully open to change.